You’re here.  Nice.       

Okay, here’s my deal.

I’m a copywriter, content creator, idea generator, and brand invigorator.

I create campaigns, web copy, videos, and more for brands like Amazon and ESPN BET.

I also write funny stuff for places like the New Yorker, The Onion, and McSweeney’s.

I also make stuff you can watch or listen to.

And it’s all here on this site—wow.