humor — Spencer Roth-Rose

I’ve written silly and/or acerbic things for a number of very funny and/or respected publications.

Here are some of my favorite things I’ve published.

The New Yorker

Free Things Generously Left Out On My Block

The Only Things Facebook Is Still Good For In 2021

Brooklyn Gifts of the Magi

The Onion

McSweeney’s

Goosebumps for Reopening Cities

Report: Chucking A Baseball 99 MPH Past Highway Radar Speed Sign Remains Best Indication That You Still Got The Goods

Female Yankee Fan Tired Of Having To Prove She Genuine Asshole

Ravens Fan Can’t Believe Ray Lewis Charging $300 On Cameo Just To Stab People

Weekly Humorist

Tintin, Famous Boy Reporter, Applies For A Content Creator Job At A Digital Media Startup

Slackjaw

The Magic School Bus Gets Psychoanalyzed!

Hidden Meanings Behind Statues of Men on Horses

If All The Bees Are Dying, Why Does An Enormous Swarm of Them Carry Off My Car Every Morning?

Hard Drive

Mother Worried Romantic Comedies Giving Daughter Unrealistic Media Career Standards

Zoo Employees Unionize and Present List of Demands to Tycoon Who Keeps Letting Them Get Mauled by Animals

Points in Case

It's So Hard to Break Out with an Independent Podcast That's Just 45 Minutes of Dolphin Noises These Days

Well, Stranger, It Seems This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Two Of Us, On Account Of My Torso Mysteriously Growing Larger Every Time I Say The Word “Ain’t”

Behold! Der American Adventures of Das Eurodad!